Why Didnt Noah Swat Both Mosquitos
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God made a few perfect heads, the rest he covered with hair.
Subject: Baldness
A certain church was taking a missionary offering. As the plate was passed to one dour-/aced man, he growled, “I don’t believe in missions.” The usher replied, “Well, then take some out, brother, this offering is for the heathen.”
Subject: Offering
A congregation in Florida installed a sound system on a trial basis. One reaction: “If I had wanted to hear, I would have moved up front.”
Subject: Hearing
Across one-half century of Hoover Rupert’s ministry, humor has been a part of his preaching portfolio. This collection includes nearly 300 stories collected by the author that could be used by any preacher.
The stories are listed alphabetically by subject or theme. Themes range from religious to secular. A selection of topics includes: accidents, babies, Bible, complaints, church, Devil, ecumenical, faith, heaven, Jesus, music, offering, prayer, theology, viewpoint, words and others.
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SKU (ISBN): 9781556735196
ISBN10: 1556735197
Hoover Rupert
Binding: Trade Paper
Published: January 2002
Publisher: CSS Publishing
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