Martha Bolton

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  Josiah For President

  $17.99

  When former Congressman Mark Stedman throws in the towel on his presidential campaign, his only choice is to return to his home state and decide how to spend the rest of his life … until he meets Josiah Stoltzfus, an Amish farmer from Pennsylvania. Stedman learns more from Josiah in a few hours than in his many years in office. He comes to the conclusion that someone like Josiah should be running the country. Not a career politician, but someone with a little old-fashioned common sense, someone who’s not afraid of rolling up his sleeves and getting his hands dirty. Someone like Josiah Stoltzfus. Using his old campaign headquarters for a base, Mark Stedman determines to introduce a new candidate to America. He pledges to do everything in his power to make sure Josiah gets elected. But can a plain man of faith turn the tide of politics and become the leader of America, and what will he have to risk to do it?

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  Ha : Humor For The Lighter Side Of Life

  $12.95

  When sweating the small stuff gets to be a way of life, this book can help keep things in perspective. Packed with anecdotes, quotes, and more, Ha! can make even the grayest day full of sunshine with it’s humorous look at the lighter side of life. A great gift for the lover of laughter in your life!

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  Race You To The Fountain Of Youth

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  The men are on one side.

  The women on the other.

  They’re ready — they’re set — they’re off!…

  Well…maybe not.

  Seasoned comedy writers Martha Bolton and Brad Dickson take an unconventional, refreshing look at the over-forty race to the Fountain of Youth. Instead of heaping on the pressure to exercise more, eat less, manage your time, and save all your money for retirement, Bolton and Dickson offer a take-it-easy approach to aging with chapters like:
  * If Menopausal Women Ruled the World
  * How to Calculate Your Real Age
  * I Am Woman, Where’d I Go?
  * Desperate Grandmas
  * He Died of What?
  * Gimme a Head with Hair

  Filled with gentle encouragement and rolling humor, Race You to the Fountain of Youth will remind you to focus on the things that truly matter — contentment, personal growth, faith, and joy. Relevant, real, and always funny, this look at the better half of life doesn’t ask you to change one thing about yourself — except maybe to laugh a bit more and worry a bit less.

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  Maybe Lifes Just Not That Into You

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  A Self-Help Spoof for the Life Impaired

  Right here in this book store, you can find hundreds of them — self-help books. They tell you how to improve your finances, lose weight, age gracefully, and influence people. But even after reading all those books, you’re still a mess. It can only mean one thing: maybe life’s just not that into you.

  Once you open you mind to this possibility, you can quit beating yourself up. It’s all about attitude. It’s about the find art of whining. It’s about losing your shirt, but keeping your dignity. It’s about being dull and boring, but making it work for you. It’s about losing friends and influencing nobody. It’s about just saying no to dieting because, well, let’s be honest, carbs just taste good.

  A hilarious, good-natured spoof on more that fifty self-help books, this book will leave you feeling better about who you are and laughing your way to becoming the person God created you to be.

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  Pipers Great Adventures

  $16.99

  Join Piper in the first collectin of Piper’s fun-filled adventures. Young children will love the little mouse’s struggles to tall asleep in “Nightime is Just Daytime with Your Eyes Closed” and will laugh along with Piper as he learns the meaning of Christmas in “Piper’s Night Before Christmas”. Join in “Piper’s Twisted Tale” as he realizes the importance of telling the truth. Piper learns that stealing hurts others, as well as himself, in “Piper Steals the Show!” Renew your acquaintance with Piper, or meet him for the first time, in this four-in-one collection of stories to warm your heart and fire your imagination.

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