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My Life As A Human Hockey Puck
$8.99Add to cartClassic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin.
My Life As An Afterthought Astronaut
$8.99Add to cartClassic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. “Just ’cause I didn’t follow the rules doesn’t make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O’Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly became the first human satellite to orbit the Earth; you can’t blame that on me.”Well, okay, maybe that was sort of my fault, too.”
So begins another hilarious Wally McDoogle MISadventure as our boy blunder stows aboard the Space Shuttle and learns the importance of: OBEYING THE RULES!
My Life As Dinosaur Dental Floss
$8.99Add to cartClassic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout.
It was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorist, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn’t until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the President along the way) that the madcap misunderstanding finally end. . . And Wally learns that honesty really is the best policy.
My Life As A Torpedo Test Target
$8.99Add to cartClassic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout.
Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters. . . Hostile pirates. . . A ghost ship. . . And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness.Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not.
Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.
Probing : Cycle Three Of The Harbingers Series
$17.00Add to cartIn cycle three of the series, the Harbingers team investigates more mysterious and fascinating supernatural occurrences in Hollywood, a small town in North Carolina, and elsewhere. Can they keep the growing darkness at bay? This fast-paced and ongoing collection reads like your favorite TV series, with each linked episode written by a talented author.
Assault : Cycle Two Of The Harbingers Series
$17.00Add to cartThe Next Wave of Stories in the Harbingers Series Arrives
Cycle 2 of the Harbingers series continues the story of four gifted strangers brought together to fight a growing darkness. In Bill Myers’s “The Revealing,” the team finds themselves in Rome trying to retrieve the mystical spear Hitler once owned–the very spear that pierced Christ’s side. This task will take them from hidden chambers inside the Vatican to a mysterious seaside cave with powers they could never expect.
Frank Peretti’s “Infestation” unleashes a microscopic evil on the world that deceives, blinds, kills, then spreads. The Harbingers team must confront a monster bent on seducing and destroying mankind.
In “Infiltration” by Angela Hunt, the team is wounded and barely holding together. Forced to split up, they realize their investigations have led them into dangerous waters.
Alton Gansky’s “The Fog” unleashes a supernatural mist unlike any other. There are vicious things in the fog that kill whatever they find. One team member realizes that the ultimate sacrifice may have to be made.
Invitation : Cycle One Of The Harbingers Series
$17.00Add to cartFour Bestselling Authors Team Up for Thrilling Supernatural Suspense
Gathering four stories from four bestselling author friends, Invitation is the first collection in the ongoing Harbingers series.
In “The Call” by Bill Myers, four strangers are drawn together to help a student at the mysterious Institute for Advanced Psychic Studies. His gifts are supposedly being honed to assist world leaders . . . but there are some very disturbing strings attached. Frank Peretti’s “The Haunted” confronts a supernatural mystery, a case of murder, and an exploration into the darkness of the human heart, all centering around a mysterious house.
In Angela Hunt’s “The Sentinels,” animals around the world are mysteriously dying. What could it mean? When the tragedy begins to touch Andi’s dreams, she discovers a terrifying theory. “The Girl” by Alton Gansky is a gripping tale of a young barefoot girl found holding a scroll in the snowy Oregon mountains. She is sweet, innocent–apparently not of this world–and something wants to kill her.
Dark Side Of The Supernatural Revised And Expanded Edition
$12.99Add to cartRevised And Expanded Edition
Fact or Fiction? Vampires, aliens, psychics, and fallen angels are taking up more and more space in the public imagination as well as in popular movies and TV shows. Encounters with the paranormal, and darker stories of unexplained phenomena can attract our attention in ways we don’t always understand. This revised and expanded edition of The Dark Side of the Supernatural provides a riveting and up-to-date investigation of all things paranormal. Bill Myers and David Wimbish bring the power of biblical guidance—as well as years of research, interviews, and encounters with supernatural topics—to help open your eyes to what is real and what is fantasy. If you’re curious about these subjects or who have friends that are caught up in them, this book will help you uncover the truth about:
* Vampires
* Witches and Wicca
* Satanism
* Ghosts
* Angels and demons
* And much more!Bill Myers has spent years researching supernatural phenomenon, and has even made movies about it. In this book, he’ll share his research, along with interviews and true-life experiences of psychics, Satanists, people who have been possessed, and even abducted by aliens. The stories he shares may sound like Hollywood movies, but they are based on real events. His encounters with a variety of supernatural topics will open your eyes to what is real and what is fantasy. You’ll learn more about:
* Wicca and witches
* Reincarnation
* UFO’s
* Ouija boards
* Angels and demons
* Ghosts and near-death experiences
* Satanism
* Vampires, and moreIf you’re curious about these issues, or have friends who are caught up in them, The Dark Side of the Supernatural will uncover the truth and explain how to help.
Invisible Terror Collection
$12.99Add to cartSome doors are better left unopened.
Join teenager Rebecca ‘Becka’ Williams, her brother, Scott, and friend Ryan Riordan as they head for mind-bending clashes between the forces of darkness and the power of God. The Invisible Terror Collection brings together three fast-paced novels of the supernatural by bestselling author Bill Myers.
The Haunting
Becka and Scott’s greatest enemy is the owner of an occult bookshop. She is requesting their assistance, but helping to conduct a seance is out of the question. Is it really the spirit of a little girl who is haunting the old mansion in town … or something far worse?The Guardian
Who wouldn’t welcome protection, guidance, and the path to enlightenment? But the ‘spirit guide’ who claims to offer them to Becka’s friend Julie is sugarcoating a sinister lie—one that threatens to entangle them in the darkest deception of all.The Encounter
When Krissi starts talking about receiving mysterious messages from an alien being, only Becka takes her seriously. More is at stake than anyone realizes, and Becka is up against one of her strongest and most frightening enemies yet.
Dark Power Collection
$12.99Add to cartSome doors are better left unopened. Join teenager Rebecca ‘Becka’ Williams, her brother, Scott, and friend Ryan Riordan as they head for mind-bending clashes between the forces of darkness and the power of God. The Dark Power Collection brings together three fast-paced novels of the supernatural by bestselling author Bill Myers. The Society When is a game more than just a game? When it’s a Ouija board in the hands of a group of students who use it as part of their occult rituals—and who view Rebecca and Scott as a threat to their power. A showdown is imminent. The Decieved Hypnotized by a speaker on reincarnation, Becka is caught up in experiences so eerie and powerful that they nearly strangle her faith and destroy her life. The Spell Bent on getting revenge on Becka for her interference, the Society begins a scare campaign complete with spells and curses. But the campaign quickly gets out of hand. Only one thing can save Becka—something she must discover on her own.
On The Run
$4.99Add to cartZach and his sister Piper are on the run, searching for their parents while protecting their little brother Elijah. Although he never speaks, there is something pure and supernatural about the boy that the powers of heaven want to protect and the powers of darkness want to destroy.
Chamber Of Lies
$6.99Add to cartIn a desperate race to save little Elijah, big brother Zach must debate the truths of his faith with an expert atheist or lose it. Meanwhile, Elijah undergoes his own tests in the sinister Chamber where he sees all he can be if he will deny God and follow Shadow Man.
Enemy Closes In
$5.60Add to cartWhile trying to help a runaway, Zach is drawn into the world of supernatural counterfeits. If Elijah comes to his aid, will he able to overcome the forces of darkness and help set the girl free?
Soul Tracker
$17.99Add to cartWhat if you could visit heaven and hell, traveling when and wherever you wish . . . without ever dying? What if your teenage daughter, the joy of your life, had died a tragic death and you discovered a way to visit her? What if there were people and beings, on both sides of the grave, who want to stop your return? These are the questions facing novelist David Kauffman. As a single parent he is devastated when his young daughter meets an untimely death. Desperate to contact her, he meets Gita Patekar, a beautiful and committed Christian with a scarred and shame-ridden past. She works for “Life After Life”-an organization dedicated to tracking and recording the experiences of the soul once it leaves the body. Despite Gita’s warnings that God is opposed to contacting the dead, David uses the organization’s computer to try to find his daughter. In the process they discover Gita’s organization has some very deep and dark secrets. A suspense-filled game of cat and mouse begins-both on earth and beyond the grave-as the couple work together, fall in love, and struggle to expose the truth . . . until they come face to face with the ultimate Love and Truth.
Eli : A Novel
$14.99Add to cartA fiery car crash hurls TV journalist Conrad Davis into another world exactly like ours except for one detail — Jesus Christ did not come 2,000 years ago, but today. Starting with angels heralding a birth in the back of a motel laundry room, the skeptical Davis watches the gospel unfold in today’s society as a Messiah in T-shirt and blue jeans heals, raises people from the dead, and speaks such startling truths that he captures the heart of a nation. But the young man’s actions and his criticism of the religious establishment earn him enemies as ruthless as they are powerful. An intense and thought-provoking novel, Eli strips away religious tradition to present Jesus fresh and unvarnished. With gripping immediacy, Bill Myers weaves a story whose truth will refresh your faith.
My Life As A Human Hairball
$6.99Add to cartJust when you’re sure Wally has bungled through every misadventure imaginable, this nerdy kid stumbles, staggers, and k-splats his way smack dab into a brand new frontier – the human body. When he and Wall Street, his best friend (even if she is a girl), visit a local laboratory, they are accidentally miniaturized and swallowed by some unknown stranger. It is a race against the clock (let alone Wally’s own klutzoidness) as they fly through various parts of the body – from the stomach to the blood system to the brain to the eye – in a desperate search for a way out while all the time learning how “fearfully and wonderfully we are made.”
My Life As A Toasted Time Traveler
$6.99Add to cart1. Just For Starters
2. The Plot Sickens
3. Guest Appearances
4. Pick A Wally, Any Wally
5. Decisions, Decisions
6. Grand Central
7. All Dressed Up And Everywhere To Go
8. A Not-So-Bright Future
9. The Final Chew Down
10. Wrapping Up
101 PagesAdditional Info
What could be more hilarious than one Wally McDoogle?
How about two?
Or six?
Or a dozen!?Wally travels back from the future to warn himself of an upcoming accident. But it takes more than one visit to get the message across. Before he knows it, there are more Wallys running around than even Wally can handle.
Catastrophes reach an all-time high as Wally tries to outthink God and rewrite history.