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Dont Take Your Elephant To School
$16.99Add to cartHave you ever thought about the rules a lion would need to follow in school? Or considered the worst thing about a queue?
You haven’t? Then these poems are for you?
In this collection of over 70 poems, Steve Turner returns to much of the word play and wit of his best-selling The Day I Fell Down the Toilet. Using the alphabet as a framework, he has written three poems for each letter (including X and Z!). This highly entertaining book will delight all Turner fans and teachers will appreciate the varied poetry forms (shape, limerick, nonsense, free, rhyming, etc).
The fun, witty poems – often written from a thought-provoking point of view – cover such diverse subjects as aardvarks, cars, sausages, love and yo-yos, so there’s sure to be something to interest both boys and girls.
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Dad Youre Not Funny And Other Poems
$16.99Add to cartThe second hilarious poetry collection from the author of The Day I Fell Down the ToiletThe second hilarious poetry collection from the author of The Day I Fell Down the Toilet
Have you ever formed a secret club with friends? Or witnessed the flight of a cow?
Have you ever heard a duck whistle? You haven’t? Then read this book now.As always, Steve Turner’s poems present a fresh and quirky view on life. Many of the poems in this collection are about childhood: school and holidays, dreams and monsters, food, friends…
This collection of over seventy poems will entertain and interest children both in the classroom and at home. The themes and ideas are thought-provoking as well as witty and fun, and the entertaining cartoons reflect the mood of the poems.
Steve Turner is the award-winning author of the best-selling poetry collection The Day I Fell Down the Toilet.
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Day I Fell Down The Toilet And Other Poems
$16.99Add to cartHave you ever been punched by a cabbage or fallen head first down the loo?
Have you ever had fun with a poem? You haven’t? Then this book’s for you.
Whacky poems that take a roller-coaster ride from the crazy corners of dreams to the big questions of life.
This collection of over seventy poems for children by Steve Turner is regularly in the best-seller lists. Full of wit and fun, his thought-provoking poetry has been used by teachers in classrooms and entertained children at home over the years. These poems make an instant impact, as the themes and ideas in them offer lots of food for thought for young minds.
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Big Book Of Big Laughs For Kids
$14.99Add to cartWhat do you call a flock of sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb-slide, of course! Your 6- to 12-year-olds will go bonkers over these hilarious one-liners, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. This party rocks with clean humor and rollicking buffoonery. Get ready for giggles, belly laughs, and hours of fun!
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Big Book Of Big Laughs For Kids
$29.99Add to cartWhat do you call a flock of sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb-slide, of course! Your 6- to 12-year-olds will go bonkers over these hilarious one-liners, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. This party rocks with clean humor and rollicking buffoonery. Get ready for giggles, belly laughs, and hours of fun!
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Im Not Ready For This
$18.99Add to cartFrom popular humor writer and social media sensation Anna Lind Thomas comes a second book of charming and uproarious essays that capture our universal need for life to just slow down and give us as minute–we weren’t ready for this!
Anna Lind Thomas wants everyone to just calm down and give her a minute, okay? She’s not ready for this! In fact, through her latest collection of laugh out loud essays, she’ll prove she’s never been ready for anything in her life. Adult decisions, marriage, parenting, crows feet, large pores, skinny jeans– you name it, she ain’t ready for it! She’s never, not once, been ready for swimsuit season. Or her monthly period, even though her iWatch gives her several warnings. She wasn’t ready to look her female professor in the eye after inexplicably whispering I love you during a hug, nor was she ready to leave the hospital with her newborn because she has a bizarre inability to pay attention while someone gives her detailed instructions. Don’t even get her started on that one time she appeared on national TV in a blazer two sizes too small because she thought she’d lose twenty pounds before the shoot. Good grief, she just wasn’t ready!
Through her signature wit, charm, and painful relatability, Anna reminds us that no one’s truly ready for anything–so we might as well go for it and see what happens. She bets it’ll be real good–or at least, real funny.
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Big Book Of Crack Yourself Up Jokes For Kids
$12.99Add to cartAny kid can be a comedian with a little help from the Big Book of Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids. Perfect for kids ages 6-12, this book combines two joke books into one big zany collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, riddles, puns, and funny lists, representing some of the world’s best clean humor. Full of wacky illustrations, hilarious jokes, and crazy tongue twisters, this book promises hours of good, clean fun and all-out belly laughs for kids on lazy Sunday afternoons, long car rides, and any time you need a laugh!
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JokeTionary Jokes : More Than 444 Jokes For Kids
$7.99Add to cartJoke-tionary will have your children giggling as they read and share hundreds of good, clean, and hilarious jokes.
Get ready for some funny family time! Your children will want to share with friends and family the jokes they find in Joke-tionary. Chock-full of more than 444 jokes accompanied by humorous illustrations, this book will help your kids grow their confidence as they tell jokes to friends and family. Each title in the Knock-Knock Rocks series includes a special knock-knock section. From silly puns to knock-knock jokes, the fun doesn’t end!
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LOL Apalooza Jokes
$7.99Add to cartLOL-apalooza will have your children giggling as they read and share hundreds of good, clean, and hilarious jokes.
Get ready for some funny family time! Your children will want to share with friends and family the jokes they find in LOL-apalooza. Chock-full of more than 444 jokes accompanied by humorous illustrations, this book will help your kids grow their confidence as they tell jokes to friends and family. Each title in the Knock-Knock Rocks series includes a special knock-knock section. From silly puns to knock-knock jokes, the fun doesn’t end!
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Its A Love Story
$14.99Add to cartHuman beings love to be loved. And we love to fall in love. As children we pour our love into our pets and our friends. As teenagers we fall in love with musicians and actors and the boy whose locker is next to ours. As we mature, we long for romantic love that will last a lifetime. Sacrificial love, unexplainable love, familial love, desperate love. Love songs and love stories. Clearly we were created with the longing for love ingrained in our souls.
With lots of wit and a bit of wisdom drawn from a lifetime of falling in love, Lincee Ray invites you to an unabashed celebration of that loving feeling. As she reveals the loves of her life and encourages you to recall your own, you’ll discover alongside her that there is only one who can ever truly fulfill the deepest longings of our hearts. And he made us to be part of a divine love story.
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Lots Of Tongue Twisters For Kids
$6.99Add to cartGet ready to laugh out loud with Lots of Tongue Twisters for Kids, a collection of hilarious, kid-friendly fun. Over 250 tongue twisters will send kids and grown-ups alike into a fit of giggles!How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?If two witches watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
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Lots Of Christmas Jokes For Kids
$4.99Add to cartChristmastime just got a whole lot merrier with Lots of Christmas Jokes for Kids. Over 250 hilarious, kid-friendly jokes and riddles will make the whole family laugh out loud!
Q: Why is it always cold at Christmastime?
A: Because Christmas is in Decembrrrr.
Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?
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Laugh Out Loud A Plus Jokes For Kids
$4.99Add to cartRob Elliott, the #1 bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, is back with an uproarious collection of school-themed jokes!
Q: Did you hear about the math teacher’s plant?
A: It grew square roots!Q: How do bees get to class?
A: They take the school buzz!Rob Elliott’s #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 2.5 million copies to date, and now he’s back with a set of jokes to last the whole school year. With riotous jokes for every occasion, from chortling in the hallways to cackling on the bus, these instant classics-full of fresh, clean humor-will keep the whole school quaking with laughter!
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When I Make It To Heaven Im Going Straight To The Complaint Department
$13.99Add to cartEver wonder why God gave us seemingly useless parts in this marvelous creation we call the human body? As a physician, I have not only wondered this over the years, but have felt God should be called to account for not correcting these errors. Why did he leave it up to doctors to have to scramble and patch up the ailments of the body?
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Homebrewed Christianity Guide To Church History
$19.99Add to cart1. Herding Ecclesiastical Cats
2. Who’s In Charge Around Here?
3. Flaming Heretics And Anathemas Galore
4. Mother Of God Or The Devil’s Gateway?
5. Drawn From Immanuel’s Veins
6. “Salt Me Well, Salt Me Well”
7. Life In The Spirit
8. In The World But (Mostly) Not Of ItAdditional Info
Amid the ferment of dissent and the protests of heretics, the church developed most significantly. This guide introduces that history by looking at those periods, all with the trademark Homebrewed Christianity wit.Questions have preoccupied Christian communities throughout history-Who is Jesus? How should we organize ourselves?-and they’ve been debated at councils and fought on battlefields. Focusing on some of the most and least savory characters in church history, this guide provides an overview of Christian responses to those and other formative questions. Plus, it’s a hoot!
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9 Lives And Counting
$28.95Add to cartAlthough Carl should have been dead nine times and counting, God, for some purpose, has delivered him time and time again. Perhaps Carl is to do something really life changing, or perhaps he is just to continue the many acts of kindness he does for others each day.
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9 Lives And Counting
$20.95Add to cartAlthough Carl should have been dead nine times and counting, God, for some purpose, has delivered him time and time again. Perhaps Carl is to do something really life changing, or perhaps he is just to continue the many acts of kindness he does for others each day.
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Hilarious Children : True Tales Of Funny Kids Experiences
$9.99Add to cartHilarious Children is a book full of true stories of real people’s tales about funny and embarrassing children experiences. This book is great for anyone looking to laugh. You will laugh and may even say, “That happened to me.”
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Then Tweets My Soul
$12.00Add to cart“It used to be that the pastor’s wife was huge and the sanctuary was smokin’ hot.” So observes the Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon), the Internet’s most infamous purveyor of fine vintage Christian whines. With more than nine thousand tweets and ninety thousand followers (so far), he’s proven himself a stalwart of holy hilarity for all the people who know “it ain’t the way it used to be, I’ll tell you that.” This poetic collection of the Curmudgeon’s best 140-character compositions will make you ROFL as you recognize the regular cast of churchy characters, including the worship leader, the usher team, and maybe even yourself. A few more from the book to whet your appetite: Q: How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb in the sanctuary? A: They can’t. That would involve raising their hands in church. Jesus saved my soul. Peter’s vision saved my bacon. He’s so Methodist, he goes to Sprinklin’ Donuts.
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How To Be Ordinary Mediocre And Unsuccessful
$7.00Add to cartIf you’re tired of the pressures of being successful and just want to remain mediocre and average – this is the book for you! Follow the tips in this book and you’ll be sure to remain ordinary! This book takes a humorous approach on how to be unsuccessful.
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Super Epic Mega Joke Book For Kids
$6.99Add to cartThe Mega Joke Book is just the thing for comedians and joke-lovers, young and old! Kid-friendly and fun, this collection of hundreds of jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, and more will keep everyone giggling for hours. So, what’s the funniest joke you’ll find in this book? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!
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Wrestling With Faith Love And Gators
$14.99Add to cart“Chad, jump on the gator’s back!” In a split second, a decision had to be made. Did Chad love his future brother-in-law enough to help him control a powerful seven-and-a-half-foot alligator? Ultimately, there was a subconscious devotion that affected his decision. We all face decisions every day. Some of them are small, but others are potentially life-altering. What you decide to do in those split seconds comes down to this: We all have beliefs about life and love, about what is most important, and we all act on those beliefs. In this book, Chad Young addresses what many Christians are missing: being in love with God. The lack of genuine faith and love in the church is the main reason why 59% of college students who grew up with a Christian background are leaving the Christian faith. Chad uses his own faith journey and humorous stories to call you to a deeper, legitimate love for God.
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Lots Of Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
$6.99Add to cartKnock, knock. Who’s there? Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita to borrow a pencil. New from Zonderkidz, here’s a collection of knock-knock jokes that is both hilarious and wholesome. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is sure to send every kid you know to his knees in a breath-stealing, side-splitting, uncontrollable fit of giggles. It’s that funny. And with more than 350 jokes, the laughs are sure to never quit. This collection provides fun for the whole family and includes bonus Q& A jokes and riddles too!
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Lots Of Jokes For Kids
$6.99Add to cartQ: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie!Q: What kind of light did Noah install on the ark?
A: FloodlightsIntroducing a collection of jokes that’s hilarious, clean, and kid-friendly and includes everything from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and a whole lot more. Lots of Jokes for Kids is certain to have every kid you know laughing out loud, snorting riotously, and generally gasping for air.
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Father Tims Church Survival Guide
$22.95Add to cartIf you have little tolerance for ecclesiastical blowhards; if you’ve ever fantasized about implementing a clergy rating system (CRS); if you’ve ever sought tips on surviving diocesan convention; if you’ve ever tried to weasel your way out of pledging; then this book is for you,” says author Tim Schenck. “My take on church life isn’t for everyone-clergy who take themselves too seriously will hate it. But know that it all comes out of a place of deep love for God and the Church. There are inevitably things that drive us nuts about such an imperfect (i.e., human) institution. Yet if we can’t observe and comment on our own foibles we’re left without much hope. And anyway if God doesn’t have a sense of humor, I’m hosed.””
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Si Cology 1
$15.99Add to cartYou know him from the hit A&E(R) show Duck Dynasty(R)-now you can enjoy Uncle Si’s tall tales, crazy exploits, and quirky one-liners in one raucous collection!
“These hands are so fast, I can get your wallet before you know it. In a minute, you’ll be standing there buck naked and won’t know what hit you!” “Look here-if it wasn’t for my tripped knee, I’d be playing in the NBA today.” “Hey, Jack!” Any of these sound familiar? If they do-or even if they don’t-you’re in for a good laugh. The brother of patriarch Phil Robertson, Uncle Si has a limitless supply of stories about his childhood, duck hunting adventures, his days in Vietnam, and everything in between. Now the best of those tales are gathered into this roaring book.
And as Uncle Si recounts his outlandish tales, he weaves in an up-close look into his personal life. You’ll learn about his childhood as the youngest son in the Robertson family, his college days, and how he came to use a green Tupperware cup for his ever-present tea.. And in many of these never-before-heard tales, Si openly talks about his wife Christine and two children, Scott and Trasa-who are never seen and rarely mentioned on the show.
Sure to please die-hard fans and curious newbies alike, Si’s one-liners are presented alongside fun, expressive photographs, as well as photos of his family. As you learn about his behind-the-scenes life, this smattering of zany stories will have you falling over with laughter and retelling them to all your friends.
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I Love Gods Sense Of Humor
$12.99Add to cart1. Don’t Be Afraid To Take Baby Steps-Overcoming Obstacles
2. Hold On Tightly, But Go Lightly-Overcoming Disappointments
3. Jump In-Even If You Don’t Know How To Swim-Overcoming Fear
4. Stand For Something, Or You’ll Fall For Anything-Overcoming Temptation
5. Engage Brain Before Opening Mouth-Overcoming Anger
6. Sometimes I’m My Own Worst Enemy-Overcoming Inadequacy
7. While You’re Waiting, God Is Working-Overcoming Doubt
8. Get Your Thumb Out Of Your Mouth, And Quit Whining-Get A Life!-Overcoming Hopelessness
9. Two Steps Forward And Three Steps Backward-Overcoming Failure
10. No Matter Where You Go, There You Are-Overcoming LonelinessAdditional Info
Do you ever feel like you’re the only one in the crowd who doesn’t get the joke? The joke is told with great timing and delivery-but the punch line goes right over your head! What’s so funny about *disappointment *temptation *doubt *hopelessness or *failure? The Christian life can be like that. We’re told God has a great sense of humor, but sometimes He leaves us gasping instead of giggling.Stan Toler addresses those awkward seasons of life after trouble or tragedy has struck. With humor and insight, Toler revisits the lives of biblical heroes who struggled with horrifying situations yet overcame their circumstances through courage and faith. God will get you to Jerusalem-even if you have to go through Cleveland to get there!
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Zorro And Me
$13.99Add to cartReal stories about real people, that’s what you get with Zorro and Me. Throw in a sprinkling of humor and you’ll find yourself shamelessly laughing at their predicaments, messes, and sometimes tough situations. Barbara Dahlgren and her wonderful husband, known by many as Zorro, may seem larger-than-life, but they are just real, down-home people like you. Their slap-your-knee, double-over-laughing stories will make you wonder how they’ve survived all these years. One word can sum that up: laughter Zorro and Me takes a candid and conversational look at how to learn to laugh at yourself through even the toughest times of life. This valuable insight was gleaned by this charming couple while pastoring churches for more than forty years in Florida, West Virginia, Kentucky, Washington, Michigan, and California.
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Whats So Funny
$17.99Add to cartIn the annals of TV history, few entertainers have captured as many hearts, tickled as many funny bones, and brought as many families together in living rooms across America as Tim Conway. In What’s So Funny? he brings his hilarious hijinks from the screen to the page.
Conway’s often-improvised humor, razor-sharp timing, and hilarious characters have made him one of the funniest and most authentic performers to grace the stage and studio. As Carol Burnett has said, “there’s no one funnier” than Tim Conway. In What’s So Funny? Conway takes us on a seventy-year, rags-to-riches journey that is touchingly comical and ultimately inspiring, from his pranks in small Ohio classrooms during the Great Depression to his pitch-perfect performances on national TV and in major motion pictures. Along the way, Conway shares hilarious and often moving accounts of the glory days of The Carol Burnett Show; his famous partnerships with entertainment greats like Harvey Korman, Don Knotts, and Dick Van Dyke; and his friendships with stars like Betty White, Bob Newhart, and, of course, Carol Burnett, who also provides an intimate foreword to the book.
As Conway continues to tour the country giving live comedy performances that enchant his always eager audiences, What’s So Funny? brings his warmth, humor, and heart to delight and inspire fans everywhere.
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Big Book Of Laugh Out Loud Jokes For Kids (Reprinted)
$9.99Add to cartCombining Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Zoolarious Animal Jokes for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids, Elliot will have kids of all ages laughing with the gut-bustingest, knee-slappingest, guffaw-inducingest, funniest collection of clean jokes you can find.
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Wedding Planners Of Butternut Creek
$24.99Add to cartThe Widows are very disappointed in Pastor Adam. Not only has he not set a date for his nuptials, he hasn’t even proposed. The Widows’ skills know no bounds, but even they find it difficult to plan a wedding under those circumstances. Of course, what they don’t know is Adam has proposed to Gussie, but the couple is trying to keep the engagement a secret–not easy in Butternut Creek.
Meanwhile, Adam’s sister Hannah, a doctor, has returned from a two-year trip to Kenya where she was working in refugee camps. She is staying at the parsonage until she recovers from a bout of malaria, and is having difficutly adjusting to life back in the US after the horrors she’s witnessed. Though physically weak, she becomes animated when verbally sparring with Gabe Borden, her adopted nephew Hector’s high school basketball coach. The Widows spot sparks of a different color between the two, and are soon up to their matchmaking ways once again.
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Peculiar Goings On
$14.49Add to cartDave Walker, cartoonist, web editor and former church and community youth worker has become the UK’S leading cartoon commentator on the state of the Church (from what the biscuits you’re offered there say about it, to insider knowledge of synod workings). His uniquely styled Guide to the Church cartoons appear weekly in the Church Times, and on the paper’s daily blog, and many more can be found on Dave’s website, www.cartoonchurch.com. This is his fourth collection of cartoons and his books alone have sold 13,500 copies so far. His many fans will love this further collection with its numerical table of churchgoing types, its at-a-glance guide to going on a retreat, its explanation of what actually happens to all those yogurt pots collected for the holiday club, and its startling revelation of what people are really thinking about during the prayers, and a great deal more hilarity on every page.
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Como Usar El Humor En El Minis – (Spanish)
$10.99Add to cartThe author’s mission in this book is to break with classical paradigms that discourage the use of laughter and humor as incompatible with the serious nature of the gospel. This material is the product of in-depth research into the history of the Bible, presented in a format that is easily absorbed by any reader. Since the Middle Ages and the Reformation, the Christian church has emphasized spiritual practices such as prayer, praise, devotional reading, and Biblical studies as the pillars of spirituality. But there is another element that hidden there in the inkwell and which appears in the Scriptures themselves over and over again. The laughter, the joy, and the sense of humor constitute an important part of the faith. This book also delivers practical advice about how to articulate humor and laughter in your ministerial work. Something unique about this book is the way it interacts with the Biblical texts, looking at the background of many familiar stories, and finding a sense of humor that was very relevant for the original reader. He also delivers clear information about how to take your first steps toward developing the art of creating humor.
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You Cant Keep A Good Tune Down
$14.49Add to cartWarbling sopranos, bellowing basses, someone in the back row at least a line ahead of everyone else, fusty robes, intransigent organists and temperamental clergy – welcome to the world of the local church choir. There is no better observer of the volatile relations between the clergy, the choir, the organist and the congregation than Reg Frary who has seen it all in over seventy years’ first hand experience of sitting in the choir stalls Sunday by Sunday and at weddings, funerals, carol services, festivals and other occasions.
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Jake And The Rev
$14.99Add to cartYou will laugh as you read the experiences shared by Rev. Gorman and her young assistant Rev. Jake. Keep a box of tissues ready though, as you may also find yourself moved to tears by Jake’s honest accounts. Jake and The Rev will cause you to pause and think about the people and situations in your lives in which you encounter God.
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Treasures Of Biblical Wit
$12.99Add to cartIf you will allow Him to, the Holy Spirit will speak to you through God’s written Word, the Holy Bible: and when it happens, your life will take on greater meaning and you’ll be wiser in dealing with the events of each day. God’s Word is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, cutting deep into our innermost thoughts and desires and exposing us for what we really are. The humor found in this book will help relieve the stress of your daily routine here on Earth, our temporary place of abode, and prepare us for the life to come. God has an answer for all that is happening around us, and everything is naked and exposed before His eyes. His Word is profitable for our teaching, our correction, and our conviction.
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Laugh Out Loud Jokes For Kids (Reprinted)
$4.99Add to cartWhat happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This brand new book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.
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Exciting World Of Churchgoing
$14.49Add to cartDave Walker, a thirty-something cartoonist, web editor and former church and community youth worker has become the UK’S leading cartoon commentator on the state of the Church (local and national). His Guide to the Church cartoons appear weekly in the Church Times, and on the paper’s daily blog, and many more can be found on Dave’s website, www.cartoonchurch.com This is his third collection of cartoons. His first cartoon collection reprinted within three months and is now in its third printing. His second collection is in its second printing. His many fans will love this third volume with its Tweeting bishops, its sociological study of the average Lent group, its handy guide to weighing up the respective merits of going to a church service vs. an Alpha course, and a great deal more.
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Got A Minute Pastor
$15.49Add to cartDo average Christians know what their pastors’ lives are really like? In this collection of vignettes from forty years as a Christian minister, the author reveals, with insight and humor, the joys and heartaches of ministry.
This volume touches on matters of faith and life common to us all-issues of doubt and trust, death and life, distress and healing, and of a host of moral choices we may face along life’s way.
But most of all, this book is about the faithfulness of a patient, loving and gracious God who loves each of us, and expresses that love in and through the family of faith.
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Laughter From Heaven
$17.99Add to cartLaughter from Heaven is a joyful reminder of the wonderful life awaiting us in heaven. With her humorous approach to all life’s circumstances, Barbara wants her readers to catch a light-hearted look at the hereafter. Filled with hope and encouragement, this book is sure to become a favorite of many women who long for a sense of joy in the midst of everyday struggles. In classic Barbara Johnson style, these hilarious pages will show you how to put life’s trials into heavenly perspective. She hopes you will find encouragement through your difficulties, renewal for your spiritual doldrums, and laughter when you think you’ll never laugh again. Similar in nature to her best-selling title Humor Me, this delightful look at heaven reveals it as a place that will be not only without pain, but will actually be fun! Jokes, stories, cartoons and Barbara’s famous one-liners make this another joy-filled book that all her fans will love.
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Humor Me Im Your Mother
$9.99Add to cartIn a collection of stories, quips, and quotes that only Barbara Johnson could conceive, readers will laugh at the zany, unforgettable surprises of being a mother. Mothers-they’ve seen it all-the good, the bad, and the hilarious. And now they’re talking about it. Best-selling author, speaker, and all-around funny lady, Barbara Johnson continues her tradition of serious hilarity with a humorous look at the joys of motherhood. A collection of stories, quotes, and anecdotes that help moms forget the stress and frustration of unmade beds and a fast-food lifestyle, Humor Me, I’m Your Mother is the perfect book that will soon have them giggling, chuckling, and laughing out loud.
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Quote Me : The Book Of All New Quotes
$18.99Add to cartThe majority of this book is simply and cleverly written, with a few humorous puns. Some of the quotes were written from a slightly Christian conservative viewpoint. It is the author’s desire to entertain you and make you think and to make you appreciate good humor and well-written sayings.
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Humor Me Im Over The Hill
$9.99Add to cartA delightful reminder to age gleefully while living life to the fullest.
“They say the best way to grow old is not to be in a hurry about it, and Lord knows, I’ve put it off for as long as I could.” says humorist and encourager Barbara Johnson. But old age happens…with little or no effort on our part. If you’re alive, you’re getting older! In this third book in the Humor Me series, readers will find hilarious ways to age both ferociously and joyfully. Created especially for those who are young at heart but slightly older in other places.
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Humor Me : The Geranium Ladys Funny Little Book Of Big Laughs
$9.99Add to cartIn a collection of stories, quips, and quotes that only Barbara Johnson could conceive, readers will laugh at the zany, unforgettable surprises of being a mother.
Mothers-they’ve seen it all-the good, the bad, and the hilarious. And now they’re talking about it. Best-selling author, speaker, and all-around funny lady, Barbara Johnson continues her tradition of serious hilarity with a humorous look at the joys of motherhood. A collection of stories, quotes, and anecdotes that help moms forget the stress and frustration of unmade beds and a fast-food lifestyle, Humor Me, I’m Your Mother is the perfect book that will soon have them giggling, chuckling, and laughing out loud. -
Ha : Humor For The Lighter Side Of Life
$12.95Add to cartWhen sweating the small stuff gets to be a way of life, this book can help keep things in perspective. Packed with anecdotes, quotes, and more, Ha! can make even the grayest day full of sunshine with it’s humorous look at the lighter side of life. A great gift for the lover of laughter in your life!
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Laugh Out Loud
$19.99Add to cartLet your hair down and prepare to laugh out loud! They are back! Laugh along with the Women of Faith speakers and other well-known humorists, writers, and thought leaders as they share a multitude of gentle chuckles and roll-in-the-aisle hilarity in their brand new book of humor that will amuse, provoke laughter, inspire, and bring a smile to the faces and hearts of readers everywhere. Heartwarming and wholesome, Laugh Out Loud gives you a moment of joy and laughter during busy days! Writers and contributors include Sheila Walsh, Patsy Clairmont, Thelma Wells, Marilyn Meberg, and more.
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Humor For A Boomers Heart
$15.99Add to cartThe ninth book in the bestselling Humor for the Heart series, Humor for a Boomer’s Heart is a collection of fifty original stories that take a humorous look at the ups and downs of all things boomer.
The boomer market, one of the largest demographics in this country, is known for facing their advancing years head on with creativity, energy, innovation, and most of all, humor. Humor for a Boomer’s Heart brings together fifty short, Chicken Soup-style stories, and perfect for brief readings anytime a lift is needed.
Each entry is illustrated with hilarious cartoons that make the story even funnier. Baby boomers experience life as no other generation in our country’s history: they are informed, enthusiastic, ready to beat the odds, and they love to laugh. These uplifting pages provide opportunities to laugh at life and inspire readers to enjoy each day to the fullest.
Navigating through mid-life is an adventure that baby boomers are tackling with finesse, and Humor for a Boomer’s Heart makes the perfect gift for any boomer who could use a little rest, relaxation, and refreshment.
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Jesus Laughed : The Redemptive Power Of Humor
$20.99Add to cart“Agony and hilarity,” said Norman MacLean, “are both necessary for salvation.” We Christians seem to know a lot about the agony part, but what about hilarity? Why do we have to remind ourselves so often that the Bible is full of funny and ridiculous stories and situations? Why do so few of the pictures we’ve drawn of Jesus show him laughing? Because we’ve forgotten the redemptive power of humor, that’s why. In Jesus Laughed, Robert Darden-senior editor of The Wittenburg Door, the world’s oldest, largest, and pretty much only religious satire magazine-draws on his years of experience deflating religious pomposity and making the faithful laugh to show why humor is so central to the faith, and how to make it a big part of your daily walk with God.
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Healing Through Humor
$14.99Add to cartA merry heart doeth good like a medicine.
–Proverbs 17:22We all need to laugh–to laugh more often, laugh at ourselves, and laugh at the ridiculous circumstances and situations we face every day. A good laugh can even strengthen the immune system…so go ahead, let that giggle out, and feel the tension leaving you–you’ll feel better as it goes.
Filled with funny stories, jokes, and facts, Laugh Yourself Healthy is a book you can pick up, open anywhere, and get a good laugh. Join the Hunters in some healthy fun!
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My Pew Things I Have Seen From It
$14.49Add to cart‘My Pew: Things I Have Seen From It’ is Dave’s second cartoon collection and in it he reveals: the five worst places to sit in church, reasons to shut your eyes during a sermon, what the church can learn from the retail sector, clergy washing lines – what you can discover from them, sharing the peace – a handy mathematical formula, a tried and tested reality tv method for appointing a new vicar, a guide to deciding whether to go to church or watch the football. In addition, this publication is distinguished by including what may be the world’s only wordless book introduction.
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Mama For President
$18.99Add to cartThelma Harper is running for president, and the free world will never be the same! Finally, a candidate who will speak her mind and put the country on the right track. From health care to homeland security, Mama has a plan, and she’s not afraid to tell you about it. Vicki Lawrence, writing as Thelma Harper, the outspoken, irascible widow from the television series Mama’s Family, which has never been off the air since it first aired in 1983, dishes on the other candidates, tackles the big issues, and runs a campaign that has everyone running. Bitingly funny and brutally honest, Mama may just have the answer – but if not, at least readers will have a great laugh.
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Half Life Die Already
$14.99Add to cartLife is certainly circular. In time, we face the same struggles, re-enter the same habitual cycles, and encounter the same types of frustrating people. We always end up facing what we tried our darndest to evade. In fact, we spend so much time trying to avoid the inevitable that we rarely take time to learn, grow, and embrace the rough stuff.
This book suggests that the route to real living is dying to self. With non-stop humor and out-there insights, Mark chronicles his journey-in-progress with often hilarious results. Readers of all ages will enjoy his wit and wisdom, and be inspired to just die already.
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We Dont Do That Tune Vicar
$15.00Add to cartThere’s nothing like singing a favourite hymn to the wrong tune to get everyone up in arms – the congregation will blame the vicar, the vicar will blame the organist, the organist will take it out, as usual, on the choir who claim they never, ever, sing any other tune. By this and other such common occurrences, a low grade war of attrition is constantly maintained in local churches everywhere. It keeps everyone on their toes. And there is no better observer of the volatile relations between the clergy, the choir and the organist than Reg Frary who has seen it all in almost seventy years’ first hand experience of sitting in the choir stalls Sunday by Sunday. Here are 23 new stories, largely featuring trouble over tunes, which will greatly entertain Reg’s loyal and eager readers.
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Screams In The Desert
$18.99Add to cartScreams in the Desert is an invitation to participate in one woman’s cross-cultural journey and the lessons she learns along the way. Sue Eenigenburg’s poignant and humorous accounts of life overseas provide insight into issues that many women encounter in the mission field. Join Sue for trips to the zoo, bouts of illness, landmine fields, miscommunications, and other everyday experiences of life in a foreign country. Providing women with examples to learn by, scripture to meditate on, and space to write about personal experiences, Screams in the Desert offers hope and humor to women working cross-culturally.
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Maybe Lifes Just Not That Into You
$15.95Add to cartA Self-Help Spoof for the Life Impaired
Right here in this book store, you can find hundreds of them — self-help books. They tell you how to improve your finances, lose weight, age gracefully, and influence people. But even after reading all those books, you’re still a mess. It can only mean one thing: maybe life’s just not that into you.
Once you open you mind to this possibility, you can quit beating yourself up. It’s all about attitude. It’s about the find art of whining. It’s about losing your shirt, but keeping your dignity. It’s about being dull and boring, but making it work for you. It’s about losing friends and influencing nobody. It’s about just saying no to dieting because, well, let’s be honest, carbs just taste good.
A hilarious, good-natured spoof on more that fifty self-help books, this book will leave you feeling better about who you are and laughing your way to becoming the person God created you to be.
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Humor For The Holidays
$13.99Add to cartCelebrate the holidays with the marvelous gift of humor!
Holidays can be both fun and frustrating, can’t they? All the chaos that goes with the holidays can make you grin or groan. What you need for happy holidays is to have your stocking stuffed with tasty bits of humor.
Imagine reaching into your stocking and finding a hilarious story by Patsy Clairmont, pulling out funny-bone ticklers by Martha Bolton, Jack Hayford, and Tim Wildmon, and discovering goodies to make you giggle by many other gifted writers.
So grab a cup of wassail, curl up in your favorite chair, and indulge yourself with this heart-lifting book of holiday cheer — it’s stuffed full of special surprises to raise your spirits and add joy to your world!
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Help I Cant Stop Laughing
$16.99Add to cartShe’s Still Laughing is the fourth book in the “Laugh Series,” created by Ann Spangler. It is packed with the kind of fun and funny stories that readers have come to love and expect. Along with co-compiler Shari MacDonald, Ann has collected some of the funniest stories from today’s Christian writers along with a couple of short pieces from comedian George Burns that touch on religious subjects. Whether the topic is kids, marriage, pets, church, parenting, aging, or life’s most embarrassing moments, writers like Barbara Johnson, John Ortberg, Mark Lowry, Karen Scalf Linamen, Mark Buchanan, Sheila Walsh, Patsy Clairmont, Becky Freeman, and Chonda Pierce help readers keep life in perspective by sharing their own foibles and follies. Realizing that laughter can be faith’s best friend, Ann and Shari have included a variety of jokes, one-liners, and real life anecdotes that will keep readers smiling no matter what kind of curves life throws their way.
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Daily Splashes Of Joy
$17.99Add to cartIf you need a fresh breath of joy in your life, Barbara Johnson’s new 365 Day Devotional will help you look for “life’s little sparkles,” even in the midst of life’s most crippling sorrows. Love and hilarity bubble through these pages in equal doses as Barbara dispenses her unique blend of wisdom and zaniness to help thousands of hurting readers learn to laugh again. This daily devotional features a Scripture passage and encouraging thought all wrapped up in Barbara’s trademark style of offering firsthand advice about handling life’s hardest hurts, while dispensing infectious laughter and outrageous joy.
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N Fonnie Bisnis
$21.99Add to cart14 Black And White Illustrations
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This work is a celebration of Yankee Dutch, the colorful language adopted by thousands of Hollanders after immigrating to America. Written in a peculiar English with Dutch spellings, Dirk Nieland’s ‘n Fonnie Bisnis recounts the humorous adventures of Loe Verlak, the prototypical Dutch immigrant, as he gets into all sorts of “funny business” around his community. Nieland’s fourteen vignettes touch on a wide variety of Dutch life, from Sunday school picnics to everyday jobs to the joys and trials of marriage.Including a foreword (in plain English) by George G. Harper and an extensive vocabulary chart, ‘n Fonnie Bisnis gives a picturesque glimpse into an ethnic enclave that has since been forever transformed by the passage of time. In this new edition the book along with its audio CD will continue to delight anyone interested in Dutch American people, language, and culture.
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Hearts To Heaven And Tempers Raise
$14.49Add to cartLike a favourite TV comedy series, Reg Frary returns with another collection of all-too believable stories about anarchy and revolt waiting to break out in the choirstalls. They may look angelic in their robes, and may (on rare occasions) even sound like angels, but it’s a dirty game keeping one step ahead of the vicar’s trendy ideas and the choir director’s aspirations to dictatorship. It all necessitates frequent councils of war down at the Dog and Duck after practice…
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Old Testament From A-Z
$12.95Add to cartHave some fun and learn about the stories and characters of the Old Testament at the same time! Episcopal priest Jay Sidebotham provides a humorous approach to Hebrew Scripture that is as educational as it is entertaining. Cartoons, along with short and funny poems, plus references to relevant Bible passages make this a great book for confirmation classes, for newcomers, and for adult and teenage education programs.
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Sacred Diary Of Adrian Plass Aged 37 And Three Fourths
$16.99Add to cartSaturday, December 14th Feel led to keep a diary. A sort of spiritual log for the benefit of others in the future. Each new divine insight and experience will shine like a beacon in the darkness! Can’t think of anything to put in today. Still, tomorrow’s Sunday. Must be something on a Sunday, surely? Adrian Plass is hilarious, pure and simple. His readers are legion – and this is the bestselling book that started it all, converting thousands of people who love to laugh into avid Plass readers. The Sacred Diary of Adrian Plass (aged 37 3/4) is merriment and facetiousness at its best – a journal of the wacky Christian life of Plass’s fictional alter-ego, who chronicles in his ‘sacred’ diary the daily goings-on in the lives of ordinary-but-somewhat-eccentric people he knows and meets. Reading it will doeth good like a medicine!
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Sacred Diary Of Adrian Plass Christian Speaker Aged 45 And Three Fourths
$17.99Add to cartAdrian Plass lovers got their initial baptism of laughter through his bestseller, The Sacred Diary of Adrian Plass (aged 37 3/4). The author’s account of ‘serious spiritual experiences’ naturally made him in demand as a public speaker – so of course another diary was inevitable. The Sacred Diary of Adrian Plass, Christian Speaker (aged 45 3/4) continues the misadventures of Adrian’s fictional alter-ego. As Plass gathers regularly with his support group, we meet old friends, including his longsuffering wife, Anne; son Gerald, now grown but no less irrepressible; loony and loveable Leonard Thynn; Edwin, the wise church elder; and Richard and Doreen Cook, who are just as religious as ever. We also meet some new characters, such as Stephanie Widgeon, who only seems to have one thing to say, ever. . . and who knows, we might even find out why Leonard Thynn borrowed Adrian’s cat all those years ago. And finally – what is a banner ripping seminar?
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Flying By The Seat Of My Pants
$14.99Add to cartTake a look at life from behind the beverage cart.
They asked me to be groomed, be kind, and show up on time; it was too much pressure.
It was like being a waitress, only I was hurtling through space and wound up in Paris.
I thought it would be funny to climb into the overhead bin. How did I know the President of the United States would be on the flight that day?Where flight attendant Marsha Marks goes, funny things happen, and she tells them all in this hilarious and insightful chronicle of her career as a naive flight attendant and a struggling author. From missed flights to missing uniforms, miracle babies to indecipherable southern accents, Flying by the Seat of My Pants is a laugh-out-loud reminder of what is important and what keeps us steady through the turbulence of life.
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When Did Caesar Become A Salad And Jeremiah A Bullfrog
$17.95Add to cartHilarious refreshment for your soul. What do you get when you combine downright hilarity with outright wisdom? A delightful, uplifting read that will not only make you laugh out loud but will inspire your walk of faith.
Pastor and author Martin Babb shares a hilarious collection of brief writings about the funnier side of life with titles like:
“When did Caesar become a Salad and Jeremiah a Bullfrog?
“If the incredible edible road-kill bill passes, will there be a fork in the road?
“Life is an information superhighway, but I can’t seem to find the on-ramp”
“The rain may continue to fall, but God still builds boats”
“If an elephant bags a hunter, does he tie him to his trunk?”
“It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and cats are waiting tables”
Each humorous essay is just two or three pages long and concludes with an easy-to-swallow lesson on life topics, such as family living, loving others, servant-hood, and living through trials. But you’ll hardly feel the lessons for the laughter. Take a much-needed break, put your feet up, relax, and prepare to laugh. Your soul will be hilariously refreshed. -
Humor For A Friends Heart
$14.99Add to cart1. Friends Come In All Shapes And Sizes
2. The Best Kind Of Friend
3. Of Friends And Kids
4. Friends Through It All
5. Real Men Do Have Friends
6. Friends: Can’t Live Without “Em!Additional Info
Rejoice in the treasure of friendship. Take a deep breath…Inhale the joy…Soak up the merriment! If a cheerful heart is good medicine, then this humorous collection of stories is a heart-friendly dose of delight.Stories for friends about friends will have you and your friends giggling with glee. You’ll reminisce about joyous times you’ve shared and vow to make more hilarious memories together.
Authors and speakers, such as Patsy Clairmont, Barbara Johnson, Brennan Manning, Luci Swindoll, Martha Bolton, and many more, bring you forty-plus joy-filled moments that will give your heart a healthy infusion of optimism and hope. As you read, laugh, and relax, this merry little book will make your heart lighter, your day brighter, and your soul hilariously refreshed.
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Beastly Christmas : A Comedy For All Ages
$10.95Add to cartCentering around the theme of the familiar song “The Friendly Beasts,” this intriguing program depicts what the animals who witnessed Jesus’ birth might really have been thinking — if they had human minds. There’s humorous interplay among camels, sheep, cows, and the donkey that carried the pregnant Mary as they share their unique perspective on the nativity. This complete presentation allows many different parts of the congregation to participate; speaking roles can be performed in a readers’ theater format by adults or youth, young children can portray the humans at the manger in a silent tableau, and musical selections allow the choir to be involved as well. A special feature is more than 70 reproducible drawings that can be projected for audience viewing. (Purchase of this book includes access to a downloadable PowerPoint file for use in performances.) This adaptable drama is ideal for use not only in church settings, but also in schools or for children’s programs.
A five-copy package of supplementary coloring books for young children based on the imagery in the PowerPoint file is also available.
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Choir That Couldnt Sing
$16.95Add to cart1. The Choir That Couldn’t Sing
2. The Snowflake And The Church Bell
3. I Guess The Lord Must Be In New York City
4. Too Fat For Paopao
5. The Great Episcopalian Bear Hunt
6. Meanwhile Back At The Manse
7. The Eleventh CommandmentAdditional Info
Seven Hilarious Tales That Celebrate the Christian LifeThis delightful collection of illustrated short stories offers a funny look at some of the follies and foibles of mainstream Christian churches. Humorous yarns about God’s people of all denominations elevate quirky characters to a state of grace through their adventures and misadventures.
If some of the characters in these merry tales seem familiar, it may be that they reflect our ability to find some buoyant laughter in our own pious posturings.
* In “The Choir that Couldn’t Sing,” a collection of Methodist misfits form a sign-language choir for a deaf boy amidst opposition and controversy.
* In “The Great Episcopalian Bear Hunt,” a nutty newspaperman devises a church fund-raising event that ends in disaster, but he is saved by his nemesis – an eccentric Englishman.
* In “Too Fat for Paopao,” an American educator draws on his Baptist past to engage in a dueling biblical quotation battle with a Samoan chief over the establishment of an educational television system.These tales and more come alive with hilarity and warmth to show how God works through even the most bumbling and misdirected human efforts. Author Bob Reed’s humor is laced with insight, his descriptions with inspiration, and his characters with God’s love.
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Humor For A Teachers Heart
$13.99Add to cartSharing Love. . .Making a Difference!
Teachers answer one of the most important callings on earth – the call to shape the hearts and minds of our children. Teachers know that the long-term results of their hard work are not always evident in their everyday experience. But they show up every day, and they give their all to each of their students.
And in the process of all that teachers do, they find that there’s a lot to laugh about. And they know that laughter is sometimes the best barrier between despair and delight.
The humorous stories in this book are all about the life of a teacher – the frustrations and the joys, the challenges and the rewards. Short stories from popular authors – including Martha Bolton, Bob Welch, Teresa Bell Kindred, Linda Gilden, and many more – are sure to bring much needed refreshment and reminders of how valuable a teacher’s work really is.
Whether for yourself or a teacher you know, this sweet infusion of humor is sure to lift hearts to new heights, heal the hurts of a bad day, and instill weary souls with inspiration.
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Phillips Treasury Of Humorous Quotations
$17.99Add to cartThis book is a catalog of more than 1,800 famous (and not so famous) sayings on life. It is designed to be a ready reference for seminar and sermon preparation and, it’s just plain entertaining. Inside, you’ll find entirely new material. Bob draws from a variety of resources throughout history that is sure to give writers, educators, ministers, and public speakers the perfect guide for their speech or paper.
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I Know Where Ive Been Im Just Not Sure Where Im Going
$15.49Add to cartVignettes of Life, Funny and Serious Journeys in life, including true stories, fantasies, poems, and just jokes that are both thought provoking and sometimes just fun This compilation of fantasies, true stories, poems, and jokes comes from the regular column that Keith writes entitled “Keith’s Komments.” As he was writing many of these vignettes for his weekly radio program, a friend suggested that he start writing similar stories for the column, and that column has now turned into a book.
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Never Lick A Moving Blender
$15.95Add to cart(When placing your order, please mention that this is a Lightining Source book.)
Do you need something that will help brighten your outlook on life?
Do you need something that will make you smile at yourself and the amusing circumstances that you can find yourself in at times?
Do you have a friend that needs cheering up?
Do you need a little lift in your own life?Never Lick a Moving Blender! is the reading experience you need.
Some humor simply makes you laugh, some makes you think, and some may even motivate you to live differently. Marvin Phillips uses his endearing wit and well-known wisdom to deliver a book that does all that and more. Phillips’ humorous look at life will encourage you in your faith and lift you above your daily struggles. This fully illustrated book fun reading with a healthy infusion of optimism and hope.
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Swans Soup And Salad
$13.95Add to cart(When placing your order, please mention that this is a Lightining Source book.)
You’ve heard that chicken soup is good for the soul . . . now here’s some soup and salad! Swanberg, “The Minister of Encouragement,” serves up deliciously funny and delightful anecdotes to fill your heart and tickle your funnybone. From “Funeral Fans and Tongue Depressors” to “The Zipper Revenge,” you’ll find his off-beat humor irresistible!
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Honey They Shrunk My Hormones
$16.95Add to cartHumor and insight from the trenches of midlife *Is the alarm on your biological clock about to break the sound barrier? *Are you encountering certain anxiety-producing, heat-generating, life-altering experiences? *Could you use a little help sorting things out?
If you said yes to any of these questions, then Honey, They Shrunk My Hormones is exactly what you need. This humorous, insightful book is about way more than hormones and night sweats. It’s a virtual micropedia of the joys and afflictions that often accompany women in their “second adulthood.” Hitch a wild, informative ride and explore your most nagging concerns-like how to make room for the newest you, aging parents, restocking an empty nest, conquering body wars, letting go, and so much more. With candor and valor, best-selling author Caron Loveless prepares you for some of the most glorious growing up God asks a girl to do.
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Humor For A Moms Heart
$16.99Add to cartBeing a mom is a roller-coaster ride of exhilarating joys and pull-out-your-hair frustrations. Sometimes a sweet infusion of humor is just what you need to lift your heart to new heights, to heal the hurts of a bad day, or to instill your soul with inspiration. Samplings from some of your favorite authors – including Patsy Clairmont, Martha Bolton, Dave Meurer, Nancy Kennedy, and many more – will energize any worn-out mom and remind you of the joys of motherhood.
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Plant A Geranium In Your Cranium
$18.99Add to cartYou’ll laugh and you’ll cry as Barbara Johnson, the original “joyoligist,” brings even life’s most tragic moments into perspective.
Best-selling humorist Barbara Johnson is back – and getting back to her roots – with a candid look at life and discovering joy in the midst of trials, including her own unexpected battle with cancer. Using excerpts from inspiring articles and extraordinary letters from her mailbag, Johnson presents one big package of humor, comfort and encouragement that her beloved audiences have come to expect.
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Why Didnt Noah Swat Both Mosquitos
$13.95Add to cartGod made a few perfect heads, the rest he covered with hair.
Subject: BaldnessA certain church was taking a missionary offering. As the plate was passed to one dour-/aced man, he growled, “I don’t believe in missions.” The usher replied, “Well, then take some out, brother, this offering is for the heathen.”
Subject: OfferingA congregation in Florida installed a sound system on a trial basis. One reaction: “If I had wanted to hear, I would have moved up front.”
Subject: HearingAcross one-half century of Hoover Rupert’s ministry, humor has been a part of his preaching portfolio. This collection includes nearly 300 stories collected by the author that could be used by any preacher.
The stories are listed alphabetically by subject or theme. Themes range from religious to secular. A selection of topics includes: accidents, babies, Bible, complaints, church, Devil, ecumenical, faith, heaven, Jesus, music, offering, prayer, theology, viewpoint, words and others.
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Lighting Of The Acolyte
$12.95Add to cartTo err is human. Fortunately, so is the ability to laugh at our mistakes. And this collection of actual bloopers and blunders from church newsletters, bulletins, and pulpits across the country will keep you laughing for a long time to come.
Thousands of church secretaries, pastors, and parishioners from several denominations in over thirty states were willing to share their most embarrassing typos, stories, and tongue-tied trip-ups. The author has chosen the very best of them all, included them here for your church secretary, pastor, parishioners — and you — to enjoy.
So, if you have ever said to yourself “only I could make a goof like that!” come share a laugh with Linda Jump and several of your fellow human beings.
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Religious Humor : 409 Bits Of Humor For Preachers Teachers And Public Speak
$12.95Add to cartAn extensive index will make this book of humor one of the most useful resources in your library. All of the key words in every story are in the index. The preacher, teacher or public speaker will have no difficulty finding the exact bit of humor needed to bring sparkle to a sermon, speech, lesson or monthly bulletin.
A sampling of the contents:
The world’s best after-dinner speech: I’ll take the check
One thing you can say about an egoist: He never talks about other people.
Preachers don’t talk in their sleep; they talk in their parishioner’s sleep.
Conversation heard after church: “Do you think Madilyn Johnson is tinting her hair?” “I don’t know; I didn’t see her.” “Do you think that dress Mrs. Hansen was wearing should be paraded before God-fearing people of the church?” “I didn’t notice that, either.” “A lot of good it does YOU to go to church.”
He dieted religiously: he quit snacking in church.
An old Scotchman lay dying. The pastor and family gathered around his bedside. Finally the old man motioned to his grandson. When the grandson reached the bed, the old Scotchman laid his gold watch in the boy’s hand. “Grandson, how’d you like to buy a good watch?” -
Soul Of Wit
$20.99Add to cartA delicious collection of the very best of wit, satire and humorous quotations about the Church, its clergy,the people who put up with them – and vice versa. Spanning the centuries from Chaucer to the present day, it is a glorious send tip of the human foibles that so often ger in the way when the Church tries to live up to its calling. Many familiar figures from literature and letters arc inducted, but there arc endless surprises and novelties too, making The Soul of Wit not only a book to give great pleasure, but an essential resource for speakers, writers and preachers too.
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You Dont Look Like A Minister
$12.95Add to cartHere are candid observations and quips from a minister with over 35 years experience. These 36 delightful essays will be instantly recognized by anyone who serves a parish ministry.
Consider …
You can never hide the fact that you are a clergyman.
Maybe it’s the way we usually sit down front it could be the shameless way we sing hymns as though they were meant to be heard. I’ve gone to church in a sport shirt and pastel slacks and had people say to me, “You don’t look like a minister, but you sure do sing like one.”Personally, I’ve always thought of heaven as down, like down in the Caribbean in February.
The ad in the church supplies magazine said, “We put the van into evangelical.” It was from a company that sells buses and other vehicles to churches. If you can’t afford a van look what Peter did with only a pair of sandals and a heart of love.
During a sermon, a spider dropped down from the end of the microphone. Ordinarily, I can take spiders, but in the middle of a sermon, I don’t need any more distraction. I get enough sirens, coughers and bookdroppers — and people who sit there grinning and I can’t figure out why.
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Attitude Adjustments
$9.95Add to cartThese four playlets treat serious subjects in a thought-provoking yet humorous manner. Each one is followed by a suggested order of worship, prayer, litany, and “meditation.” The subjects covered are: Greed, Pride, Guilt, and Forgiveness.
They are excellent resources for:
Retreats
Seminars
Youth meetings
Men’s or women’s gatheringsThis resource will be helpful in every church library or reference shelf.
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Dont Stop Laughing Now
$16.99Add to cartA sequel to She Who Laughs, Lasts, this book offers the same winning recipe, blending laughter and inspiration, to whip up a delicious blend of fun and faith for readers hungry for more. Contributors include a variety of male and female authors, the most hilarious of whom are Barbara Johnson, Patsy Clairmont, Chonda Pierce, and Becky Freeman.
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If Only That Horse Were A Member Of My Church
$12.95Add to cartEnter this provocative collection of inspirational and often amusing anecdotes, one-liners, poems, and parables, and share in the “Inspirations of Artichokes” and “The Strength of a Child,” learn to recognize “A Living Thief” and a “Burma Buddhist,” and experience the self-realization of “The Gossiping Preacher.”
These 201 gentle lessons in faith, love, and Christian living will touch your heart and tickle your funny bone.
The volume includes a handy topical index, and is perfect for pastors and laypersons who need a humorous or poignant anecdote, an illustration for a sermon or speech, a short message for a bulletin or newsletter — or a ray of sunshine on a rainy day.
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Book Of Bebb
$21.99Add to cart(PUBHarperSanFrancisco)Back in print! All four of the rollicking novels centering on Leo Bebb, the ex-con and founder of the Church of Holy Love, Inc., have now been put into one binding: Lion Country, Open Heart, Love Feast, and Treasure Hunt. “One of our most original storytellers,”—
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Humor For A Womans Heart
$16.99Add to cartThere’s something about humor that refreshes and relaxes the soul.
Humor has the unique power to lift a heart to new heights, to heal the hurts of a bad day, and to infuse the soul with inspiration.
Samplings from some of your favorite authors and comedians including Patsy Clairmont, Martha Bolton, Mark Lowry, Carolyn Arends, and many more, will delight your feminine funny bone and tickle your female fancy.
Take a deep breath, inhale the joy, soak up the merriment, and you’ll surely find that your heart is lighter, your day brighter, and your soul hilariously refreshed.
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Humor For The Heart
$15.99Add to cartEvery heart needs to laugh. Every face needs to smile. Everybody needs a little lift. Humor has the power to transform a down day into a wonderful adventure or a good day into an even brighter one. That’s why you and those you care for are sure to enjoy the humorous messages and light-hearted stories in this delightful book.
Whether you need relief from stress or some cheerful inspiration, the unique perspectives and fun stories of best-selling authors such a Barbara Johnson, Max Lucado, Marilyn Meberg, Chonda Pierce, Bob Phillips, Dennis Swanberg, Charles Swindoll, and more will give you a welcome refreshment in your busy day.
As you read, laugh, and relax, this book will lift you above your daily struggles and give your heart a healthy dose of optimism and hope.
